[Text] First Rap

[shippingmath]

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Comments

[hold up i got some numbers here 1/???] now let me touch this first-

[healium]

[Well now. How the hell was she right in thinking Dirk wasn't too far behind?]

text; 2/3 ; YESSSS dibs 8D

[healium]

I think you need to be proud of me at this very moment.
I somehow knew you weren't going to be very far behind! :B

DONE

[healium]

I will say you are ironically late.
Roxy disappeared not long ago,
just in time for you to arrive.

It doesn't matter anymore though, I'm just glad you finally made it!
To start, no, we aren't in any sort of place on Earth.
We aren't in the game either, to my understanding.
I was still just getting outdoors to get my discs,
and Jake said the last he remembers is being knocked out.
I have been absolutely wanting to talk to you about all of this,
though I don't even know if you'll be able to spell it out for me either.

[Text]

[moveslikestrider]

sorry bro that music will stay on but take heart
it changes as you switch places
guessing your at new bark town right now
y or n
this is important shit you should respond a s a p
on the dot
to the spot
ok that one is not going to be a stellar winner

[Text]

[shippingmath]

Whether it changes isn't the question, so much as whether it improves.
And that would be a yes.
You got any reason for asking, "bro"?

1/???

[hoperaider]

[doot doot checking the network wow he's actually being regular about this stuff.]

gonna tell you when this ends

[hoperaider]

[Oh, hey, that's some familiar oran--]

Having flashbacks to Jane's intro already

[hoperaider]

[WAIT. WAIT HE KNOWS THAT INFURIATINGLY ORANGE TEXT WITH ITS INFURIATING LANGUAGE THAT HE UNDERSTANDS ABOUT HALF THE TIME AND ONLY A QUARTER OF THE TIME UNDERSTANDS CORRECTLY.]

omg Jake STOP

[hoperaider]

[omg feeling positively giddy that one of their friends came back!

Okay, so it was Roxy that left, but still. Been feeling that need for the whole group being together, man.]

[Text] OKAY DONE

[hoperaider]

Dirk!
Good grief man you certainly kept us waiting long enough!
Had to take as long as possible before making an entrance did you?
Okay its been a tad bit longer for me than say jane but still.

[usedshooshpap]

THAT'S IT.
I'M FUCKING DONE.
JUST
DONE.

[shippingmath]

I'm going to assume from the lack of lowercase u and the text color that you're not uu.
That being the case, I can't say I particularly understand your reaction there.
Should I be impressed with my own ability to piss off a person I don't know?

Text;

[tentacletrainer]

Ah, you must be the young Strider.
Who knew we would collect you so quickly after your friends arrived.
Welcome to Johto, land of Pokemon and Fun.
Except when it's not so fun, which is more often than you'd imagine.
My name is Rose and I will not exactly be your guide but would be perfectly willing to answer any questions you may or may not have.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

Text;

[shippingmath]

Rose as in Rose Lalonde, I take it.
You should know the party isn't complete unless there's a Strider in it.
First of all, mind telling me about those not-so-fun times? I'd like to know what I'm dealing with.

[roemance]

holy fuck just howw many a you striders are there
seriously im beginnin to lose count here
you should be labelled a damn pandemic pest species or somethin

[shippingmath]

Look how many fucks I do not give.
Sounds like you're a glutton for punishment, considering you're calling me a pest, and yet you're starting the conversation here.
Am I supposed to try and reverse your opinion?

[timelymaid]

if you are asking for those three
you must be dirk strider!
i have heard a lot about you from my companions
who are jake and jane to clarify

[shippingmath]

I take it you're Aradia.
It seems like it wasn't all bad.

[text]

[eclectical]

oh, hi!
you must be dirk
welcome to johto!
my name is jade :)
if you have any questions about this place i can try to answer them!

[text]

[shippingmath]

Jade as in the one related to Jake, I take it.
Other than living the Pokemon dream, what are we doing here?

[ghostytrainer]

they have been surviving pretty well so far!
well, jake and jane at least. roxy left a little while ago.
but she didn't die so i guess it still stands that she did a pretty good job of surviving while she was here.
anyway, it's nice to finally have you here with us, dirk.

[shippingmath]

Well, that's breaking their record.
I think I ought to be proud.

[islandshore]

If it's any consolation, the radio does at least have some variety, if you ignore the fact that 99% of them are about Pokémon.

Yeah, you'll be hard-pressed to find anything that isn't centered around them here.

[shippingmath]

Being centered around pokemon doesn't give it an excuse to suck.
I could do better than this at eleven.

[blackestheart]

is there a hole you all crawl out of
ONE MOTHERFUCKING BLASPHEMER IS MOTHERFUCKING BAD ENOUGH
but you all just keep coming
:o(

[shippingmath]

What the hell.
Haters gonna hate. Jesus on a pogo stick, you are the third person to have that reaction.
I get it, I'm not welcome.
Like fuck I care what you think.