shippingmath | [Text] First Rap

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

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Unless you can provide heating at a distance, then I won't be needing to take you up on that offer.

sadly new bark town doesnt have a pokecenter :(
or i would send you one of my fire types

I'll live.
It seems I'm being gifted with a quick ride, so I'll find somewhere to hang around until my golden chariot arrives.

im not surprised!
were having a party on christmas so were mostly all in goldenrod

Ah.
Yes, it's closer to Christmas here, isn't it.
That'll take some getting used to.

apparently!
the human calender is really different from ours so its
hm
i guess its easier to get used to something completely different rather than something thats just a little off?

Sounds accurate.
I'm adjusting to a whole new world while I'm at it.
A timeskip isn't that much more.

since you appear to have just entered your session
im going to hazard a guess you were prepared for a whole new world!

Bingo.
Jane's already gotten into hers, the rest of us are just getting our places zapped in.
After a whole lot of complicated and meaningless destruction.

that sounds like a sgrub entry all right
this place is generally a lot nicer than the inside of the game if that helps at all

At this point, this place is nicer than the outside of the game.
That's fine with me.
My standards are not particularly high.

earth always seemed rather nice to me
i mean
aside from the meteors that were probably raining down on you

I doubt you consider Earth nice in the time period I'm from.
Post-apocalptic, maybe, but not nice.
Despite the lack of meteor destruction.

oh right
the meteors sent you further ahead didnt they
roxy mentioned that

Four hundred years in the future, give or take.
What else did she tell you?

well we mostly talked about this place really
or our friends
less about our worlds you know
well i mean
she told me about how to be a human a bit
i learned lingo

Human lingo or RL lingo?
You will not that the two are not exactly the same.
'Sides, Rox and I know more about being trolls than the average human.

human lingo!
and yeah i didnt have to explain quadrants to her at all
which is nice because i think it normally just ends up confusing people
possibly im not great at quadrant explanations haha

They're just counter intuitive as fuck to people who've never considered alternate types of romance.

yeah no ones really explained human romance to me in detail though
i mean im aware they only do one quadrant
and that it doesnt equate to ours except kind of the flushed one
but apparently you do black romances too???

It depends on the person and the relationship.
But the term "hatesex" does exist for a reason.
It's not the most common type of relationship, however.

im pretty sure john and rose are textbook matesprits though!!
even though theyre not trolls
hm
perhaps i will just have to ask you if theres any human relationship i need explanations on

As a troll, I assume you're not familiar with family relationships, but you might have already gotten an explanation for that.
There are a lot of dynamics in a family.
Friends can vary, depending on the type of people.
And relationships can be as well, though in most cases they're based off a combination of emotional and physical attraction.

i know about parents and siblings!!
its just not something i have personal experience of
"mom" aside

Can't say I have any more experience than you.
Technically I have a Bro, but he's more comparable to an ancestor than a sibling.

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