[Text] First Rap

[shippingmath]

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Comments

[hold up i got some numbers here 1/???] now let me touch this first-

[healium]

[Well now. How the hell was she right in thinking Dirk wasn't too far behind?]

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[moveslikestrider]

sorry bro that music will stay on but take heart
it changes as you switch places
guessing your at new bark town right now
y or n
this is important shit you should respond a s a p
on the dot
to the spot
ok that one is not going to be a stellar winner

1/???

[hoperaider]

[doot doot checking the network wow he's actually being regular about this stuff.]

[usedshooshpap]

THAT'S IT.
I'M FUCKING DONE.
JUST
DONE.

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[tentacletrainer]

Ah, you must be the young Strider.
Who knew we would collect you so quickly after your friends arrived.
Welcome to Johto, land of Pokemon and Fun.
Except when it's not so fun, which is more often than you'd imagine.
My name is Rose and I will not exactly be your guide but would be perfectly willing to answer any questions you may or may not have.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

[roemance]

holy fuck just howw many a you striders are there
seriously im beginnin to lose count here
you should be labelled a damn pandemic pest species or somethin

[timelymaid]

if you are asking for those three
you must be dirk strider!
i have heard a lot about you from my companions
who are jake and jane to clarify

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[eclectical]

oh, hi!
you must be dirk
welcome to johto!
my name is jade :)
if you have any questions about this place i can try to answer them!

[ghostytrainer]

they have been surviving pretty well so far!
well, jake and jane at least. roxy left a little while ago.
but she didn't die so i guess it still stands that she did a pretty good job of surviving while she was here.
anyway, it's nice to finally have you here with us, dirk.

[islandshore]

If it's any consolation, the radio does at least have some variety, if you ignore the fact that 99% of them are about Pokémon.

Yeah, you'll be hard-pressed to find anything that isn't centered around them here.

[blackestheart]

is there a hole you all crawl out of
ONE MOTHERFUCKING BLASPHEMER IS MOTHERFUCKING BAD ENOUGH
but you all just keep coming
:o(