[Text] First Rap

[shippingmath]

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Comments

[islandshore]

If it's any consolation, the radio does at least have some variety, if you ignore the fact that 99% of them are about Pokémon.

Yeah, you'll be hard-pressed to find anything that isn't centered around them here.

[shippingmath]

Being centered around pokemon doesn't give it an excuse to suck.
I could do better than this at eleven.

[islandshore]

It's hard to say what's worse. The short loops in the background or the rap naming every single Kanto Pokémon.

Not to mention the sappy Pokémon love songs on some stations.

[shippingmath]

So it's all horrible, it's just different varieties of it. Good to know. I'll start tuning it out now.

[islandshore]

Probably for the best.

Just be careful not to stick around Violet City for too long, though. That song's one of the worst ear worms out of all the tracks.

[shippingmath]

At this rate, I'll have something of my own by the time I get there.
But thanks for the warning.

[islandshore]

Huh. So you're a musician?

[shippingmath]

I'd consider myself one.
I've done some interesting things back home.
I can probably do something here, even with only the pokedex to work with.

[islandshore]

Oh yeah? What kind of things are we talking here?

[shippingmath]

I'd give you a demo if I had any files.
You might just have to wait until I see what I've got to work with here.