shippingmath | [Text] First Rap

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

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[Is Dave going to want hugs when he gets there too? In that case, he should probably get his from Bro.]

I'm so glad to know what I have to look forward to.

[Hugs? What is this crazy talk. He wouldn't know one of those if it came up and bit him.]

It could be worse. Lucky for you I have spare wool socks and an extra coat. Rose probably has something she grabbed too. Plus we'll grab winter gear along the way. Worry not man, we got this.

I'll sing praises in your names. A full fucking holy host.

[Wait that means he'll be wearing his Bro's coat what do what do]

So what exactly is your last memory of home? Being the time guy I'm trying to keep track of everyone's pin prick on the timestream. [And he's curious wtf you've been doing.]

Various kinds of shit going down, including widespread destruction on Derse. Was just about to enter the game.

Entering, far as I know is always nuts. Our chain was.

[He wouldn't have got in if it weren't for Bro. But, not talking about that.] Anyone explain how you might remember more than that later?

Not yet. Explanations for most things have been haphazard, to say the least.

Sometimes people fall into comas and wake up a week later. That's because somehow they connected to their home universe and got to live our all the shit up to a certain point. So you'll wake up and need to eat like now because holy shit you haven't in a week over here. Etc. Happened to Rose before you got here. Just a heads up in case that happens to you or anyone you know.

I knew dick about it, so it was a lot like the world leapt up and kicked me in the teeth. People treat it like it's no big deal here, which is really creepy. I guess they're just used to people randomly keeling over.

It's surprising what can be accepted as normal, but good to know. I'll keep an eye out for it.

Or what other people find weird. Anyway, you won't be able to climb up cliffs or anything until you get strength's hm.

Have not tried swimming yet especially when it's cold enough to freeze a dude into an icicle.

Don't even bring up swimming. I'm not eager to die.

Me either, dying blows.

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