[Text] First Rap

[shippingmath]

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Comments

[ghostytrainer]

they have been surviving pretty well so far!
well, jake and jane at least. roxy left a little while ago.
but she didn't die so i guess it still stands that she did a pretty good job of surviving while she was here.
anyway, it's nice to finally have you here with us, dirk.

[shippingmath]

Well, that's breaking their record.
I think I ought to be proud.

[ghostytrainer]

hehe. well it probably helps that you can't die here.
but they haven't even tested that yet. so i would say yes, you could be proud.

[shippingmath]

As soon as I see them I'll pat them on the heads and tell them.
Jake has lasted months, even.
Though I'm sure not having his guns to run off into trouble with has helped.

[ghostytrainer]

i am sure they will appreciate it, hehe.
though you won't have to wait long to see them, luckily.
i think jane is already on her way with rose and dave to come get you.

[shippingmath]

That she is.
Jake's staying behind, though.
Sounds like he's got someone to look after.

[ghostytrainer]

yeah. our friend aradia ate some poisoned cookies.
it's part of the reason i am staying behind as well.

[The other parts being that 1) he didn't want to interfere with Strilonde times and 2) someone who isn't a poisoned girl needs to watch Jake.]

[shippingmath]

[Guess who's totally not jealous of Aradia.]

Cool thing.
Not as if I haven't talked to English this way for years.
He'll just have to deal with waiting to get his ambush.

[ghostytrainer]

hehe, well he has been waiting for a few months now. somehow i don't think another day or so will kill him.
he really has missed you though.
so don't be surprised if it ends up being a mutual strider-english ambush x2 combo.

[shippingmath]

In that case, may the best man win.

[ghostytrainer]

surely it will be a battle for the ages.
oh, i'm john by the way. jane's alt universe teen poppop/ectoson.

[shippingmath]

So I see.
Dirk Strider. But you knew that already, I see.

[ghostytrainer]

yeah, jake and jane have mentioned you a few times.
so it wasn't really that hard to put 2 and 2 together.