[Text] First Rap

[shippingmath]

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

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[usedshooshpap]

THAT'S IT.
I'M FUCKING DONE.
JUST
DONE.

[shippingmath]

I'm going to assume from the lack of lowercase u and the text color that you're not uu.
That being the case, I can't say I particularly understand your reaction there.
Should I be impressed with my own ability to piss off a person I don't know?

[usedshooshpap]

*ANCESTORS*
THAT'S THE REASON FOR ANY MALICIOUS OR JUST PLAIN PUT OUT REACTION.
IT'S AS IF THE FLOOD GATES HAVE SUDDENLY OPENED UP AND HERE COMES ALL OF YOU ALONG WITH IT.
ONE STRIDER IS ENOUGH FOR ONE UNIVERSE, THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH.
TWO IS JUST ASKING FOR THIS PLACE TO IMPLODE.

[shippingmath]

Well, would you look at that.
The universe brought two of us here, and it seems like it's doing fine.
You must be so disappointed.

[papshooshing]

OR IS IT.

[shippingmath]

You're the one with experience about this place.
You tell me.

[usedshooshpap]

THINGS JUST TEND TO HAPPEN WITHOUT ANY RHYME OR REASONS EVERY KNOW AND THEN.
OTHERWISE, IT'S ALL TEAM ROCKET'S FAULT.

[shippingmath]

What kind of things, besides people appearing here?

[papshooshing]

WE JUST GOT DONE WITH THIS THREE DAY LONG EVENT.
WE WERE DREAMING, BUT CLEARLY THIS SHIT MUST HAVE WENT DOWN.
PEOPLE DON'T *SHARE* DREAMS, YOU KNOW?
SO, LIKE, WHATEVER WE REALLY EXPERIENCED DURING THOSE THREE DAYS WERE BLANKED OUT OF OUR MEMORY FOR SOME REASON.
FUCK, I WAS A TROLL AGAIN DURING THAT TIME.
OF COURSE, WEIRD SHIT USUALLY GOES DOWN DURING A SWARM TOO.
CERTAIN HOLIDAYS BRING ABOUT STRANGE HAPPENINGS...

[shippingmath]

Any holidays in particular?
Sounds best to be prepared for shit like that.

[usedshooshpap]

HALLOWEEN, EASTER, AND CHRISTMAS MOSTLY?
THERE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN SOMETHING GOING ON DURING VALENTINES AS WELL.
MY MEMORY OF THOSE DAYS ARE A LITTLE BLURRY AT BEST.

[shippingmath]

Noted. So, something is likely to happen in the next few days, if I'm dealing with this timeskip correctly.
Just what I wanted to show up to.

[usedshooshpap]

ISN'T IT JUST?
I ARRIVED HERE IN THE START OF THE COLDER MONTHS LAST YEAR.
TOTALLY UN FUCKING PREPARED FOR IT TOO.

[shippingmath]

I've been told death is impossible, but almost freezing would suck balls anyway.

[usedshooshpap]

IT'S NOT *THAT* COLD.

[shippingmath]

Could get that cold pretty quickly, though.

[papshooshing]

I HAVE NUMEROUS FIRE TYPES.
ALL IS FUCKING WELL.

[shippingmath]

Congratulations, you're set.
Have some pity on those of us so recently arrived.

[papshooshing]

GET A FIRE TYPE FROM THE BREEDING CENTER.
NEWBIES GET THEIR FIRST EGG FREE.
THERE'S YOUR FUCKING PITY.

[shippingmath]

Brilliant.
And in the time it takes to hatch I will likely have reached a town anyway.
By walking while freezing my ass off.

[papshooshing]

IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON TRAVELING AT ALL THIS WINTER, YOU WILL STILL NEED ONE.

[shippingmath]

Noted.
I was discussing the short-term, obviously.
Whether or not I'll get one doesn't change the fact that my options involve a shitton of cold.

[usedshooshpap]

IS IT REALLY BELOW YOU TO BORROW SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR SHORT TERM?
SOLLUX AND ROSE BOTH DID THIS FOR ME WHEN I FIRST ARRIVED, NOT THAT I EVEN ASKED THEM TOO.