Dirk Strider (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
shippingmath) wrote2012-12-17 11:37 pm
shippingmath) wrote2012-12-17 11:37 pm
[Text] First Rap
Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.
In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.
Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.
In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.
In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.
Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.
In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.
[hold up i got some numbers here 1/???] now let me touch this first-
text; 2/3 ; YESSSS dibs 8D
I somehow knew you weren't going to be very far behind! :B
DONE
Roxy disappeared not long ago,
just in time for you to arrive.
It doesn't matter anymore though, I'm just glad you finally made it!
To start, no, we aren't in any sort of place on Earth.
We aren't in the game either, to my understanding.
I was still just getting outdoors to get my discs,
and Jake said the last he remembers is being knocked out.
I have been absolutely wanting to talk to you about all of this,
though I don't even know if you'll be able to spell it out for me either.
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Item number 1. I'm late.
Item number 2. Roxy isn't here. Any more.
Item number fuck lists. I believe I'm hearing that you're from the past? "Being knocked out" is not goddamn specific enough with Jake.
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1) Yes.
2) No. Jake arrived a month before her, then I arrived a week after her, then she disappeared back on Monday.
Your past then, so it's rightfully called Time Shenanigans.
Being knocked out after um, seeing me die.
He said something about red stuff?
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The Red Miles.
No need to worry about it, it's been dealt with.
The game has a revival mechanism.
We're all entering now, if my original message didn't make that clear.
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One of the other sessions players explained a little to me!
Her name is Aradia, and she's traveling with Jake and I.
Yes, I suppose on rereading, it is clear as a crystal.
[She's still under the brief impression that Jake kissed her to revive her. Sorry, Dirky.]
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I won't blame you for just breezing over it in favor of getting a direct response from my choice self, don't worry about it, Crocker.
So, now that we've established how very not dead you are, mind telling me how much walking I'm going to have to do in order to catch up?
Since I assume the two of you haven't decided to start living with "mom" here.
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We are all the way out in Goldenrod City, but Dave and Rose both have people they are picking up.
I will be accompanying them to give you a lift! :B
Jake has decided to stay back and wait, as Aradia isn't feeling well.
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I'll be expecting a stylish ride. And a heat source.
That's gentlemanly of him.
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The lift, however, is on loan from my Poppop!
His name is John Egbert though.
Here's a picture of the ride in question.
I think you will be most entertained! :B!
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What is it and where can I get one, Jane.
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This species is a ghost and ground type, and can learn the move "fly".
Seeing as the Pokedex says they are over 700lbs, that is incredible!
I believe if you ask John, he would be happy to breed one for you!
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But yeah, color me impressed.
Sounds like a bitching ride.
Even better than the pumpkin carriage I was expecting.
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my Ditto can turn into one just for you.
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Here you go Dirk!
[Sup, this is now turning into a video feed where the purple blob at Jane's feet is doing a very nice impression of a pumpkin, complete with Ponyta drawn carriage. It's small, only the size of a basketball, but it'll do. Right?]
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Perfect. You are a goodess, Jane. A fairy godmother. Only you can get the perfect dress and bring me to the ball.
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