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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] shippingmath) wrote2012-12-17 11:37 pm

[Text] First Rap

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.


Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.
healium: (backpacking!)

[hold up i got some numbers here 1/???] now let me touch this first-

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-18 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Well now. How the hell was she right in thinking Dirk wasn't too far behind?]
healium: (excited)

text; 2/3 ; YESSSS dibs 8D

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-18 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I think you need to be proud of me at this very moment.
I somehow knew you weren't going to be very far behind! :B
healium: (pretty lady)

DONE

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-18 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I will say you are ironically late.
Roxy disappeared not long ago,
just in time for you to arrive.

It doesn't matter anymore though, I'm just glad you finally made it!
To start, no, we aren't in any sort of place on Earth.
We aren't in the game either, to my understanding.
I was still just getting outdoors to get my discs,
and Jake said the last he remembers is being knocked out.
I have been absolutely wanting to talk to you about all of this,
though I don't even know if you'll be able to spell it out for me either.
healium: (speaking thoughtfully)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)

1) Yes.
2) No. Jake arrived a month before her, then I arrived a week after her, then she disappeared back on Monday.

Your past then, so it's rightfully called Time Shenanigans.
Being knocked out after um, seeing me die.
He said something about red stuff?
healium: (red scarf)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Kissing who ever has died, right?
One of the other sessions players explained a little to me!
Her name is Aradia, and she's traveling with Jake and I.
Yes, I suppose on rereading, it is clear as a crystal.


[She's still under the brief impression that Jake kissed her to revive her. Sorry, Dirky.]
healium: (helpful)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-18 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hoo hoo, not as much walking as you may be thinking!
We are all the way out in Goldenrod City, but Dave and Rose both have people they are picking up.
I will be accompanying them to give you a lift! :B

Jake has decided to stay back and wait, as Aradia isn't feeling well.
healium: (cutesy)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-19 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
The heat source will be taken care of through blankets and proper jackets.
The lift, however, is on loan from my Poppop!
His name is John Egbert though.

Here's a picture of the ride in question.
I think you will be most entertained! :B!


healium: (estatic/screaming inside)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-20 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
His name is Giant, and he is a Golurk.
This species is a ghost and ground type, and can learn the move "fly".
Seeing as the Pokedex says they are over 700lbs, that is incredible!

I believe if you ask John, he would be happy to breed one for you!
healium: (cheerful)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-20 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
If your heart is set on a pumpkin showing up,
my Ditto can turn into one just for you.
healium: (chatty cathy)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-21 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hoo hoo!
Here you go Dirk!


[Sup, this is now turning into a video feed where the purple blob at Jane's feet is doing a very nice impression of a pumpkin, complete with Ponyta drawn carriage. It's small, only the size of a basketball, but it'll do. Right?]
healium: (<3)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
The dress will come once you're here, I have to take measurements and all first.
healium: (cheerful)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-23 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, I'm told this place removes all super powers and magic, so my wand isn't in working order! You will have to deal with getting pinned as I get used to the proper way to sew again.
healium: (heeee)

[personal profile] healium 2012-12-23 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll use safety pins, just for you.