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[When Dirk starts the video, there's a Jolteon draped across his shoulders. He's standing right outside of Goldenrod's huge department store.]

Yo. Finally got around to buying a Thunderstone for Sinewave here.

[The Jolteon lifts its head at the sound of its name, but settles again when it becomes obvious that nothing's being asked of it.]

There've been a few comments already, so I figured I'd ask- Just how much does this guy resemble my hair? Be honest, I can take it.
shippingmath: <user name="splinterself"> (Strider seal of approval)
[Early on the 27th, Anonymous]

Looks like team Rocket's not the only ones out there. There are two other groups, called Team Aqua and Team Magma. Apparently they're rivals. Obviously, they deserve points for originality, here.

Wonder how long it's going to take them to be active here.


[Then, later in the day, Dirk makes a post from the Violet City Pokemon Center. He flashes a Zephyr badge before tucking it away.]

About time I got this. It'll be easier to go linear now. I could've done without the lecture, though. As if I'm going to go against a Gym leader with a team below thirty-five if I can help it. Treating pokemon like cannon fodder isn't any kind of long-term strategy.
shippingmath: (Can't take this)

[When Dirk turns on his Pokegear, he’s leaning against a wall somewhere, bundled up in his ridiculous Christmas sweater. Maybe it’s hard to tell thanks to his habit of wearing sunglasses all the time, but to those who know him, he might seem kind of tired.]

A word of advice for future Christmases. If you’re planning on getting your friend an egg, first figure out how many of their other friends are giving them eggs too. Otherwise, they might have five eggs hatch on the same day.

[At this point, Dirk turns the SFC around to show a collection of baby pokemon at his feet, including a Ralts, Charmander, Houndour, Feebas, and Ponyta. As soon as Dirk’s attention is directed to them, they all start clamoring for attention.]

Anyone else have the same problem?

shippingmath: <user name="splinterself"> (Default)
Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.


Non-orange under the cut! )

HMD

Dec. 16th, 2012 03:01 pm
shippingmath: <user name="splinterself"> (pic#5352248)
You know how it goes.

This level of extremely badass Strider Swag is difficult to live up to. Let me know if I'm falling short in any way here, please! Constructive criticism is great.  
shippingmath: <user name="splinterself"> (Default)
This is Dirk Strider's SFC. It seems I'm not available right now, so leave a message. I'll get back to you. In the meantime, try to contain your disappointment over my absence.
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[message to go here]
shippingmath: <user name="splinterself"> (Default)
Power that's inside )</td></tr> <tr><td></td></tr> </tbody></table>
shippingmath: <user name="splinterself"> (Default)
More things to go here eventually.

Vatheon App

Dec. 9th, 2012 02:42 pm
shippingmath: <user name="byakko"> (proved myself a hero)
[ Player Name ] : Silk
[ Personal DW ] : [personal profile] silkweaver
[ Age ] : 19
[ Timezone ] : EST
[ Other Characters ] : Gale ([personal profile] donotcomprehend) | Digital Devil Saga

[ Character's Name ] : Dirk Strider
[ Character's Age ] : 15
[ Series ] : Homestuck
[ Canon Point ] : Dirk: Unite

Puppet porn under the cut. No really.  )
shippingmath: <user name="davesass"> art by <user name="rumminov" site="tumblr.com"> (It seems you think I'm a douche.)
Player
Name: Silk
Personal Journal: [personal profile] silkweaver
E-mail: silkenfeather@gmail.com
AIM/MSN: mostlineface
Timezone: Central Standard Time
Current Characters in Route: n/a

Character
Name: Dirk Strider
Series: Homestuck
Timeline: Dirk: Unite Just has he and the others are entering their session.
Canon Resource Links: Homestuck
MSPA Wiki
Homestuck on the Wiki
Dirk's page on the Wiki

Plump bulbous puppet buttocks )

Permissions

Dec. 7th, 2012 06:46 pm
shippingmath: <user name="splinterself"> (pestering)
Dirk Strider's quirk looks like this.
He writes with capital letters and uses punctuation, but the color of his text can be hard to read.

I'm sorry for your eyes, by the way.

So if you're having a hard time reading his text for any reason, just ask me to quit it here, and let me know which game you're in, and I will! You can request non-orange, non-courier, or non-orange non-courier, and I'll do my best to remember- if I mess up, please just let me know and I'll fix it!
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