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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] shippingmath) wrote2012-12-15 04:19 pm
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IC Voicemail Vatheon

This is Dirk Strider's SFC. It seems I'm not available right now, so leave a message. I'll get back to you. In the meantime, try to contain your disappointment over my absence.
stayb100ponyboy: (chassis)

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[personal profile] stayb100ponyboy 2012-08-22 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> Hello, Dirk
D --> I have a question for you

D --> I was wondering if you'd be interested in working on a project together
stayb100ponyboy: (explain explain explain)

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D --> We talked before about Sollu%'s eyes
D --> Well, I'm writing a manual for how they work
D --> Which means I'm taking apart the prototypes
D --> Do you want to come see them
D --> You could help take them apart if you're interested

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-08-27 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
HEY ASSWIPE.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A CERTAIN PRESUMPTUOUS TOOL HAS GOTTEN IT INTO HIS HEAD THAT CALLING A TAKEN TROLL "SUGARLIPS" WAS A GOOD IDEA
AND HAS FURTHERMORE PESTERED THAT TROLL FOR PICTURES TO MATCH, THEREBY PROVING HE HAS NO SENSE OF SHAME, DIGNITY, OR NOT BEING A POOL OF SLOPPY FECAL DISCHARGE.
BACK THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE AS SAID, HE'S TAKEN
AND YES, THAT MEANS IN BOTH CONCUPISCENT QUADRANTS, WHICH I IMAGINE YOU HAVE SOME IDEA OF THE MEANING IF THE CONDESCE TOOK OVER YOUR BACKWATER EARTH COPY.
THE ONLY QUADRANT HE HAS OPEN HAS NONE OF THAT INVOLVED
AND FOR ALL I'M OPPOSED TO GRATUITOUS SHIT KICKING I AM NOT ABOVE PUNCHING THE POINTY DOUCHEBAG SHADES OFF YOUR FACE IF YOU TRY TO STEAL HIM OUT OF HIS MATESPRITSHIP.
Edited (tiny grammar fixes) 2012-08-27 14:19 (UTC)

[TEXT] during the wrath day of the curse, no less

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-08-31 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT NAIVE AS TO THINK YOU CAN BRUSH ME OFF THAT EASY?
THINK A FUCKING GAIN.
AND WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG THAT YOU ONLY HAD THE TIME FROM YOUR SCHEDULE TO REPLY TO ME TODAY, HUH?
IT'S NOT YOUR PLACE, AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION ERIDAN WAS IF ANYTHING GLAD AT ME TELLING YOU TO STEP OFF, AS YOU RIGHTLY SHOULD, YOU PRESUMPTUOUS SHITWIT.
EVEN WITHOUT ASPIRATIONS TO SNATCH UP HIS QUADRANT, I DO NOT, WILL NOT, AND AM ADAMANTLY OPPOSED TO EITHER CONDONING OR TOLERATING YOUR USAGE OF SUCH A BLATANTLY TASTELESS NICKNAME FOR HIM.
NOW BACK OFF.
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closedcircuit: (earnest: contemplative)

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[personal profile] closedcircuit 2012-12-16 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Dirk? I think I've been given your sunglasses.

[Pardon Ky if he sounds a little confused about this.]
closedcircuit: (earnest: hope)

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[personal profile] closedcircuit 2012-12-16 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
It was wrapped and delivered to my door. Since they're recognizable as yours -- or at least look just like them -- I thought I'd contact you. Particularly as them being given to me corresponded with something of my own going missing.

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prissykid: (Have you ever seen)

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[personal profile] prissykid 2013-03-17 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is within you, no one can take it away.

-Tom Clancy
prissykid: (Let's do it one by one)

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[personal profile] prissykid 2013-03-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
An interesting choice, Dirk. Do you happen to agree with de Vega?

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[personal profile] dashingloyalty 2013-04-06 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Dirk! Hope you're not too mad over my choice in hair dye. I mean, uh, you probably know by now that it's fading to...well. Grey. Right?

[Mayyyybe she should've thought the color choice over more carefully. Welp.]

I mean, at least it's not fading to some really awful shade of green?

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[personal profile] dashingloyalty 2013-04-06 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Heehee.

[Dirk can just hear her grin, and she doesn't care.]

Hey, there's no guarantee. A prankster's gotta prank, you know? ...Buuuuut maybe next time I'll do Kool-Aid instead. That stuff comes out with soap and water, at least.

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[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-04-28 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[It should really come as no surprise that Dirk has a stalker.

Neither should it be a surprise that the aforementioned stalker is a certain grim reaper who is as persistent as he is neurotic; having recovered enough from his foolhardy attempt at not-so-selfless heroism to be able to stroll around without needing too many breaks, he has eventually ended up here.

That's right, the same island-side residence that houses a troll woman Kid doesn't know, as well as his secret agent buddy acquaintance Roxy. Whether they were within or not, he couldn't really say.

But, having grown impatient with waiting for Dirk to show up (or perhaps assuming the Prince of Heart was already inside), he did exactly what every stalker shouldn't do to be successful.

He announced himself.

It meant he did some very firm banging on the door with his fist.]

[personal profile] symmetrophile 2013-04-28 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good, because Kid has his foot just inside the door almost the moment Dirk answers it, as if he anticipated having it shut in his face. Sturdy shoes that meet this reaper's high standards for quality are good for more than walking.

Even so, his stance is almost casual, hands in his pockets, posture straight and precise as usual, eyes still a dull, tarnished shade.]


You--

[One hand leaves his pocket to point upward, as he continues:]

--have been much too quiet. Are you quite finished navel-gazing about your past transgressions? It's no way for someone of your station to act.

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cawcawmthrfckrs: (Who you gonna call?)

[personal profile] cawcawmthrfckrs 2013-06-13 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Davesprite has come to a conclusion that leaves a bad taste in his mouth. This bad taste is disappointment.

Dirk is a teen version of Bro.

Davesprite has not yet actually trolled this guy in true Strider fashion. He might not consider himself a Strider, but he still has standards to maintain.

This is where it leads to.]


dirk
i have a confession to make
this stays between the 2 of us
if it leaves your voicemail i stg i will claw your eyes out and feed them to you
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cawcawmthrfckrs: (Dude wtf)

[personal profile] cawcawmthrfckrs 2013-06-14 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[He would never, ever make such a fatal mistake.]

do you really want me to add that to the list
i can and you wont like it
so you promise first and then ill spill
ill be holding you to the promise

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stayb100ponyboy: (LURK)

[personal profile] stayb100ponyboy 2013-07-27 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> Dirk
D --> Let's talk about horses
stayb100ponyboy: (whoops)

[personal profile] stayb100ponyboy 2013-07-27 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> Well
D --> That
D --> And I didn't know you liked them until last week

D --> Darkleer keeps two in the backyard
D --> You could ride one, if you want

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