IC Voicemail Vatheon

[shippingmath]

This is Dirk Strider's SFC. It seems I'm not available right now, so leave a message. I'll get back to you. In the meantime, try to contain your disappointment over my absence.

Comments

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

OF COURSE IT'S NOT MEANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL ACCOMPLISHED, DIPSHIT.
WHY WOULD IT BE FOR THAT.
AND SECOND OFF, WHILE CONSTANT IRRITATION IS A STATE OF BEING, I'M TALKING ABOUT BEING ANGRIER THAN USUAL
BECAUSE OTHERWISE THERE IS ZERO POINT TO EVEN MENTIONING IT.
DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT STUPID THAT I'D BITCH TO YOU ABOUT REGULAR, EVERYDAY LEVELS OF ANNOYANCE.

[TEXT]

[shippingmath]

I will admit that the thought had potential.
Clearly I've underestimated your emotional ability.
My most sincere apologies.

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

WOW, THANKS A LOT, YOU LEAKING PUSTULE.
I AM SO BLOWN OVER WITH GRATITUDE THAT YOU NO LONGER THINK I HAVE THE EMOTIONAL DEPTH OF A TEASPOON THAT I HARDLY THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO STAND UP AGAIN IN MY LIFE.
SHOVE YOUR SHITTY APOLOGY BACK UP YOUR ASS, STRIDER.