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[shippingmath]

This is Dirk Strider's SFC. It seems I'm not available right now, so leave a message. I'll get back to you. In the meantime, try to contain your disappointment over my absence.

Comments

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

katy perry is only for you
a special kind of plague that i dish out to only you
like a lightning bolt your heart will glow
because of katy fucking perry
im using all parts of my brain here

[shippingmath]

Deep down in my heart, I'm touched and in awe of your dedication.
Though I'll remind you of a certain network broadcast wherein you were caught singing along.
And in which the horrors were not contained only to my delicate ears and sensibilities.

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

true but youre the only one i continuously spew katy perry lyrics at
shes only for you when im doing it on purpose

[shippingmath]

This must mean I hold a special place in your heart.
Goddamn, I'm about to weep genuine sentiment all over the place here.
It'll be the Niagara Falls of overreactions.
Just don't forget about me when you're off singing The Sound of Music to this maybe-magpie of yours.