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[shippingmath]

This is Dirk Strider's SFC. It seems I'm not available right now, so leave a message. I'll get back to you. In the meantime, try to contain your disappointment over my absence.

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[shippingmath]

This must mean I hold a special place in your heart.
Goddamn, I'm about to weep genuine sentiment all over the place here.
It'll be the Niagara Falls of overreactions.
Just don't forget about me when you're off singing The Sound of Music to this maybe-magpie of yours.