IC Voicemail Vatheon

[shippingmath]

This is Dirk Strider's SFC. It seems I'm not available right now, so leave a message. I'll get back to you. In the meantime, try to contain your disappointment over my absence.

Comments

[Voice]

[dashingloyalty]

Then I guess I just have to be more creative next year. And, hey, at least I wasn't really mean and switched your wardrobe in addition to the hair color change.

[Dirk, you're not going to like next April Fool's.]

[Voice]

[shippingmath]

I have a ton of shirts that are pink because of a laundry mishap, I think I can deal. 'Sides, Roxy's responsible for more than half of it.

[He'll be ready to prank her in return, by next year.]

[Voice]

[dashingloyalty]

I don't think you'd like fluorescent, optic, citrus yellow shirts with electric blue pants.

[God, Rainbow Dash, why]

[Voice]

[shippingmath]

Leave me my shades and I could handle it. I'd feel more sorry for the rest of the bubble.

[Voice]

[dashingloyalty]

I totally would've taken your shades, dude. How can I not sear your eyes along with the rest of the bubble?

[Voice]

[shippingmath]

Because the shades don't leave my face. It's a law. Go look it up. Hell, it's practically a commandment or some shit.

[Voice]

[dashingloyalty]

They were off when you were taking a shower.

[Oh, yeah, she went there.]

[Voice]

[shippingmath]

[Oh no she didn't.]

Do you have proof of that?

[Voice]

[dashingloyalty]

[Oh yes she did.]

Dude, I saw your eye color when I walked in on you in the shower when you screamed like that.

[Voice]

[shippingmath]

I didn't scream! [Wow Dirk, careful, you might give someone the impression you care about this argument.]

[Voice]

[dashingloyalty]

[If only Dirk can see the grin on Rainbow Dash's face right now.]

You totally screamed, dude. It was the best reaction I could've ever gotten.

[Voice]

[shippingmath]

[He's actually really glad that he can't.]

I shouted. Not the same as screaming.

[Voice]

[dashingloyalty]

Totally screamed.

[Is this conversation devolving into something between a brother and sister? Most likely.]

[Voice]

[shippingmath]

[That's exactly what it is.]

I'll make you scream.