Timaeus Testified

[When Dirk starts the video, there's a Jolteon draped across his shoulders. He's standing right outside of Goldenrod's huge department store.]

Yo. Finally got around to buying a Thunderstone for Sinewave here.

[The Jolteon lifts its head at the sound of its name, but settles again when it becomes obvious that nothing's being asked of it.]

There've been a few comments already, so I figured I'd ask- Just how much does this guy resemble my hair? Be honest, I can take it.