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Never!!!

Oh my god you did *not* just use *THAT*.
To you i say:
A ram sam sam a ram sam sam
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A ram sam sam a ram sam sam
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A ra-vi a ra-vi
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A ra-vi a ra-vi
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam

I did, in fact, just use *That.*
And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Eggs! Get your eggs here!
Fresh and white eggs are here!
Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle, that's the best of what you are.

I do believe this means war my good man!

Whoopie ti yi yo!
Oh happy magellan!
Starting your journey with hardly a care!
Whoopie ti yi yo
Strong brave magellan!
Youll find the east indies you just dont know where!

Bring it, bro.

Three months of winter coldness, and awesome holidays.
We've kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play.
But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold,
and even though I love my boots this fashion's getting cold.

The time has come to welcome spring and all things warm and green
but it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.

Can you handle it?

Its the song that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And theyll continue singing it forever just because

You know it.

Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight.
Never running from a real fight!
She is the one named Sailor Moon.

Tooku no sora mawaru hana no enjin no kamabisusisa ni
Ano hi ya ano hi ni koetekita bunki ga me wo samasu
Kagerou ni mi wo karite michi wo sasu musume wo oi
Takadai ni arawareta na mo shiranu hirono ha natsukashiku

[Literally the only song he knows in Japanese.]

[He is so proud of you, Jake.]

When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print pants out control
It's Redfoo with the big ass 'fro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow, yo

[OH MY GOD WHY]

[Jake's not even texting now.]

Iiiiit's a small world aaaafter all,
Iiiiit's a small world aaaafter all,
IIIIIT'S A SMALL WORLD AAAFTER ALL
IT'S A SMALL, SMALL WORLD

[Well, since they're not texting, that just means that Dirk can throw his Pokedex at Jake. It will do well as a replacement shuriken.]

So who's the one who couldn't handle it?

[There is a small, very girly scream that comes out of that kid's mouth before managing to catch the 'dex. Have a pillow, Dirk.]

You, since you threw the first punch!

Who's the one who started singing loud enough for the whole city to hear? I'd say that counts as losing it.

[That scream is totally worth it. He'll catch the pillow and throw it right back. Of course he's going to aim for the face, he's just unschooled in proper pillow fight etiquette like that.]

You're the one who lost it, Dirk. I didn't start an impromptu fight just because of a song! Obviously, it just annoyed you to that degree!!

[It still smacks him in the face, but it was totally caught. That Pokedex is going in his pocket, fuck you, Dirk. Have two pillows and a blanket!!!]

[Okay, yeah, there's no way he's catching all of those. He tries to ward off the second pillow with the first, but the blanket isn't avoidable. At least it doesn't cover his head.]

Says the one who keeps escalating.

[Now he'll just throw all this stuff to the side and come after Jake with the one pillow.]

[Damn. Jake would've paid serious money to have seen Dirk with blanket hair.]

You still threw the first punch and with something hard, I might add!

[Diving to grab that pillow so that he can defend himself!]

[Jake will get his chance. Dirk has to sleep sometime.

Dirk doesn't answer the question immediately. Not because he's stalling. More because this has now escalated into a full pillow fight and that means Jake needs to be prevented from getting a weapon of his own.]

Fine. Next time I'll throw Tweety Bird at you instead.

[He'll snap a photo and post it on the network. No fucks given.

Taking that discarded pillow, bro.]

I don't think he'd like that very much.

[Then they'll just have to face off, pillow in hand, shoot-out style.]

Alas. Poor him. Poor you.

[Instead of saying anything, Jake rushes to Dirk, ready to assault him with this pillow.]

[This means war, of course. Jake's lucky that Dirk isn't really able to flashstep the way he could back in their world, because he's going to be doing his best to dodge every hit.]

[omg Dirk stand still so he can hit you]

[Nope. If he stood still, he'd get hit.]

[dirk don't be rude he just wants to give him a little smack on the face

lovingly

But, no, Jake's being a klutz has finally caught up with him and he eventually trips over his own feet. Flailing all the way down onto his face.]

[Timberrrrrrr

Only Jake's kind of falling at him. Abortabortabort-

Yeah, no, too late. As soon as he can, he'll be whacking Jake with his pillow to try and get him off.]

I needed those ribs, you ass.

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