Fourth Rap [Video/Action in Goldenrod]

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[When Dirk starts the video, there's a Jolteon draped across his shoulders. He's standing right outside of Goldenrod's huge department store.]

Yo. Finally got around to buying a Thunderstone for Sinewave here.

[The Jolteon lifts its head at the sound of its name, but settles again when it becomes obvious that nothing's being asked of it.]

There've been a few comments already, so I figured I'd ask- Just how much does this guy resemble my hair? Be honest, I can take it.

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[Video]

[shippingmath]

Maybe I am. Maybe I've been lying to you, and that's where I was all along.

[Except he would be so much less socially awkward if that were true.]

[Video]

[hoperaider]

You'd have to be older than me if that were the case, my friend!

[Video]

[shippingmath]

Time shenanigans, dude. 'Sides, if you wanted to be technical about it there already is a me who's older than you.

[Video]

[hoperaider]

[He waves that off.]

Oh, he's different from you. A lotta things are similar between you and Bro, but there's enough of a difference. Besides, I thought Dave was the Time Guy.

[Video]

[shippingmath]

My entire life is time shenanigans, bro. Doesn't mean I have to be a Time Guy.

[Video]

[hoperaider]

Mm, but they're a little different. Besides, I'd have the same problem if Jade's Grandpa showed up, right?

[A pause.]

I wonder if we'd even get along if that happens....