Dirk Strider (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
shippingmath) wrote2012-12-14 03:40 pm
shippingmath) wrote2012-12-14 03:40 pm
Route 29 Voicemail
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[Does Jake care that Dirk might be like. Inches away or whatever wherever they are? Fuck no.
It's trolling time.]
Kookaburra sits on an old gum tree
Merry merry king of the bush is he
Stop kookaburra
Stop kookaburra
What a sight to see
It's trolling time.]
Kookaburra sits on an old gum tree
Merry merry king of the bush is he
Stop kookaburra
Stop kookaburra
What a sight to see
Fuck you, and also fuck you.
You are a reprehensible person and should be ashamed of yourself.
And, therefore;
pon pon wei wei wei pon pon wei pon wei pon pon
wei wei pon pon pon wei wei pon wei pon wei wei
You are a reprehensible person and should be ashamed of yourself.
And, therefore;
pon pon wei wei wei pon pon wei pon wei pon pon
wei wei pon pon pon wei wei pon wei pon wei wei
Never!!!
Oh my god you did *not* just use *THAT*.
To you i say:
A ram sam sam a ram sam sam
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A ram sam sam a ram sam sam
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A ra-vi a ra-vi
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A ra-vi a ra-vi
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
Oh my god you did *not* just use *THAT*.
To you i say:
A ram sam sam a ram sam sam
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A ram sam sam a ram sam sam
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A ra-vi a ra-vi
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
A ra-vi a ra-vi
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
I did, in fact, just use *That.*
And there is nothing you can do to stop me.
Eggs! Get your eggs here!
Fresh and white eggs are here!
Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle, that's the best of what you are.
And there is nothing you can do to stop me.
Eggs! Get your eggs here!
Fresh and white eggs are here!
Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle, that's the best of what you are.
I do believe this means war my good man!
Whoopie ti yi yo!
Oh happy magellan!
Starting your journey with hardly a care!
Whoopie ti yi yo
Strong brave magellan!
Youll find the east indies you just dont know where!
Whoopie ti yi yo!
Oh happy magellan!
Starting your journey with hardly a care!
Whoopie ti yi yo
Strong brave magellan!
Youll find the east indies you just dont know where!
Bring it, bro.
Three months of winter coldness, and awesome holidays.
We've kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play.
But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold,
and even though I love my boots this fashion's getting cold.
The time has come to welcome spring and all things warm and green
but it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.
Three months of winter coldness, and awesome holidays.
We've kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play.
But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold,
and even though I love my boots this fashion's getting cold.
The time has come to welcome spring and all things warm and green
but it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.
Can you handle it?
Its the song that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And theyll continue singing it forever just because
Its the song that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And theyll continue singing it forever just because
You know it.
Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight.
Never running from a real fight!
She is the one named Sailor Moon.
Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight.
Never running from a real fight!
She is the one named Sailor Moon.
Tooku no sora mawaru hana no enjin no kamabisusisa ni
Ano hi ya ano hi ni koetekita bunki ga me wo samasu
Kagerou ni mi wo karite michi wo sasu musume wo oi
Takadai ni arawareta na mo shiranu hirono ha natsukashiku
[Literally the only song he knows in Japanese.]
Ano hi ya ano hi ni koetekita bunki ga me wo samasu
Kagerou ni mi wo karite michi wo sasu musume wo oi
Takadai ni arawareta na mo shiranu hirono ha natsukashiku
[Literally the only song he knows in Japanese.]
[He is so proud of you, Jake.]
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print pants out control
It's Redfoo with the big ass 'fro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow, yo
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print pants out control
It's Redfoo with the big ass 'fro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow, yo
[Jake's not even texting now.]
Iiiiit's a small world aaaafter all,
Iiiiit's a small world aaaafter all,
IIIIIT'S A SMALL WORLD AAAFTER ALL
IT'S A SMALL, SMALL WORLD
Iiiiit's a small world aaaafter all,
Iiiiit's a small world aaaafter all,
IIIIIT'S A SMALL WORLD AAAFTER ALL
IT'S A SMALL, SMALL WORLD
[Well, since they're not texting, that just means that Dirk can throw his Pokedex at Jake. It will do well as a replacement shuriken.]
So who's the one who couldn't handle it?
So who's the one who couldn't handle it?
[There is a small, very girly scream that comes out of that kid's mouth before managing to catch the 'dex. Have a pillow, Dirk.]
You, since you threw the first punch!
You, since you threw the first punch!
Who's the one who started singing loud enough for the whole city to hear? I'd say that counts as losing it.
[That scream is totally worth it. He'll catch the pillow and throw it right back. Of course he's going to aim for the face, he's just unschooled in proper pillow fight etiquette like that.]
[That scream is totally worth it. He'll catch the pillow and throw it right back. Of course he's going to aim for the face, he's just unschooled in proper pillow fight etiquette like that.]
You're the one who lost it, Dirk. I didn't start an impromptu fight just because of a song! Obviously, it just annoyed you to that degree!!
[It still smacks him in the face, but it was totally caught. That Pokedex is going in his pocket, fuck you, Dirk. Have two pillows and a blanket!!!]
[It still smacks him in the face, but it was totally caught. That Pokedex is going in his pocket, fuck you, Dirk. Have two pillows and a blanket!!!]
[Okay, yeah, there's no way he's catching all of those. He tries to ward off the second pillow with the first, but the blanket isn't avoidable. At least it doesn't cover his head.]
Says the one who keeps escalating.
[Now he'll just throw all this stuff to the side and come after Jake with the one pillow.]
Says the one who keeps escalating.
[Now he'll just throw all this stuff to the side and come after Jake with the one pillow.]
[Damn. Jake would've paid serious money to have seen Dirk with blanket hair.]
You still threw the first punch and with something hard, I might add!
[Diving to grab that pillow so that he can defend himself!]
You still threw the first punch and with something hard, I might add!
[Diving to grab that pillow so that he can defend himself!]
[Jake will get his chance. Dirk has to sleep sometime.
Dirk doesn't answer the question immediately. Not because he's stalling. More because this has now escalated into a full pillow fight and that means Jake needs to be prevented from getting a weapon of his own.]
Fine. Next time I'll throw Tweety Bird at you instead.
Dirk doesn't answer the question immediately. Not because he's stalling. More because this has now escalated into a full pillow fight and that means Jake needs to be prevented from getting a weapon of his own.]
Fine. Next time I'll throw Tweety Bird at you instead.
[He remembers them very well. Jane has learned well, and is beginning to climb the echeladder of irony. He is so proud.]
Just for memories' sake, huh?
Not bad.
A hearty and sincere round of applause for Ms. Crocker.
Just for memories' sake, huh?
Not bad.
A hearty and sincere round of applause for Ms. Crocker.
At this point, we may have to save the slowpoke for Roxy.
Jabs at my untimely arrival have been acknowledged, however.
At this point, you're showing a better mastery of irony than English.
Jabs at my untimely arrival have been acknowledged, however.
At this point, you're showing a better mastery of irony than English.
[He'll snap a photo and post it on the network. No fucks given.
Taking that discarded pillow, bro.]
I don't think he'd like that very much.
Taking that discarded pillow, bro.]
I don't think he'd like that very much.
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