Fourth Rap [Video/Action in Goldenrod]

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[When Dirk starts the video, there's a Jolteon draped across his shoulders. He's standing right outside of Goldenrod's huge department store.]

Yo. Finally got around to buying a Thunderstone for Sinewave here.

[The Jolteon lifts its head at the sound of its name, but settles again when it becomes obvious that nothing's being asked of it.]

There've been a few comments already, so I figured I'd ask- Just how much does this guy resemble my hair? Be honest, I can take it.

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[There will be no action because Jake is not doing another adventure through Goldenrod City on his own ever. So, he's back at the hotel room.]

Dirk, it's like you styled your hair after Jolteon. Even the color is pitch perfect!

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[In that case, Dirk will just have to make his way back to the hotel while talking. It's okay, he can multitask.]

More like Jolteon was styled after me, obviously.

[Whoops, can't keep a straight face while saying that, Pokemon is so very many years older than him.]

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[Dirk, please.]

Only if you were somehow magically around in 1996.

[Useless trivia ftw!]

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Maybe I am. Maybe I've been lying to you, and that's where I was all along.

[Except he would be so much less socially awkward if that were true.]

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You'd have to be older than me if that were the case, my friend!

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Time shenanigans, dude. 'Sides, if you wanted to be technical about it there already is a me who's older than you.

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[He waves that off.]

Oh, he's different from you. A lotta things are similar between you and Bro, but there's enough of a difference. Besides, I thought Dave was the Time Guy.

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My entire life is time shenanigans, bro. Doesn't mean I have to be a Time Guy.

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Mm, but they're a little different. Besides, I'd have the same problem if Jade's Grandpa showed up, right?

[A pause.]

I wonder if we'd even get along if that happens....