shippingmath | [Text] First Rap

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but looks like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

Excuse me for stating the incredibly obvious, but look's like I'm not in metaphorical Kansas any more.
I knew our session was going to fuck already, but I didn't think it would screw up to the point of sending me to the wrong game.
Once again, existence has decided to prove to me that things can go wrong beyond my wildest expectations. It gets a gold star.
Not that I can't appreciate the irony of Pokemon, of all things.
It's simply negated when my sword is taken away and replaced with a 'mon with knives for hands.
Not to mention the gift backpack and the terrible music.
I hope there's something else worth listening to.

In the meantime.
Roxy, Jake, Jane.
I expect to get contact from you as soon as you see this.
Not to insult your intelligence, but your track record for survival in new places is utter shit.

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if you are asking for those three
you must be dirk strider!
i have heard a lot about you from my companions
who are jake and jane to clarify

I take it you're Aradia.
It seems like it wasn't all bad.

yes thats me!
i take it you heard about me alreaady
and no i heard nothing but good things! :)

You've been mentioned by a couple people.
There's been whispers of poison.
I take it that it's not too bad, if you're cheerfully messaging me.
Have you?
Color me shocked.

jane made me soup and i took an antidote and feel a little bit better
as long as i dont move its okay anyway
and jake took my work shift even

That's Jake for you.

yes!
theyve both been really great
theyre excellent friends :)

No need to tell me that.
I've been their friend for years.
I'd like to think that I've learned to appreciate them at least a little.

they really missed you
so im glad youre here!
you can let me know if you need anything

Unless you can provide heating at a distance, then I won't be needing to take you up on that offer.

sadly new bark town doesnt have a pokecenter :(
or i would send you one of my fire types

I'll live.
It seems I'm being gifted with a quick ride, so I'll find somewhere to hang around until my golden chariot arrives.

im not surprised!
were having a party on christmas so were mostly all in goldenrod

Ah.
Yes, it's closer to Christmas here, isn't it.
That'll take some getting used to.

apparently!
the human calender is really different from ours so its
hm
i guess its easier to get used to something completely different rather than something thats just a little off?

Sounds accurate.
I'm adjusting to a whole new world while I'm at it.
A timeskip isn't that much more.

since you appear to have just entered your session
im going to hazard a guess you were prepared for a whole new world!

Bingo.
Jane's already gotten into hers, the rest of us are just getting our places zapped in.
After a whole lot of complicated and meaningless destruction.

that sounds like a sgrub entry all right
this place is generally a lot nicer than the inside of the game if that helps at all

At this point, this place is nicer than the outside of the game.
That's fine with me.
My standards are not particularly high.

earth always seemed rather nice to me
i mean
aside from the meteors that were probably raining down on you

I doubt you consider Earth nice in the time period I'm from.
Post-apocalptic, maybe, but not nice.
Despite the lack of meteor destruction.

oh right
the meteors sent you further ahead didnt they
roxy mentioned that

Four hundred years in the future, give or take.
What else did she tell you?

well we mostly talked about this place really
or our friends
less about our worlds you know
well i mean
she told me about how to be a human a bit
i learned lingo

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