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[healium]

Could I just be a princess of irony
instead of a master?

[shippingmath]

I suppose you could. I'd suggest mistress, but I doubt you'd like the connotations of that one.

[healium]

Mistress does have a ring,
but it's a ring I won't like knowing the actual definition for,
will I.

[shippingmath]

I'd say there's about an 89% chance you won't like it.