Genetics count for something, but experience affects things too, as I'm sure you know. Somehow, I can't imagine it going terribly wrong unless we put our effort into fucking it up.
[Maybe. But Dirk doesn't have a good record about dealing with people too similar to himself.]
We'll see. Most of that shit is up for Jake to work out.
Yeah, you're right there on bouth counts. I have no intention of fucking it up, and I'm sure you know that when our minds are set on something, it only goes south when shit gets out of hand. We'll be alright.
He may be a bit of an idiot sometimes, but I don't think he'll let you down. Sorry to say, you look fucking adorable together. People like that are meant for each other and shit. He'll make the right decision.
And that's why you have me, then, isn't it? Consider me the positive, optimistic and assumptive side of you. In my very humble and unbiased opinion, you are the right decision. So I'm gonna fucking assume that he'll pick you. It'll all work out in the end, man. If it doesn't, then you know what? Nah, I'll spare you the sappy 'there are other fish in the sea' shit. You and I both know that shit doesn't help.
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Somehow, I can't imagine it going terribly wrong unless we put our effort into fucking it up.
[Maybe. But Dirk doesn't have a good record about dealing with people too similar to himself.]
We'll see.
Most of that shit is up for Jake to work out.
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I have no intention of fucking it up, and I'm sure you know that when our minds are set on something, it only goes south when shit gets out of hand.
We'll be alright.
He may be a bit of an idiot sometimes, but I don't think he'll let you down.
Sorry to say, you look fucking adorable together.
People like that are meant for each other and shit.
He'll make the right decision.
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Implying that I'm the right decision?
He'll choose and the three of us will have to work it out.
I'm not going to assume, here.
[Hope, sure, but not assume.]
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And that's why you have me, then, isn't it?
Consider me the positive, optimistic and assumptive side of you.
In my very humble and unbiased opinion, you are the right decision.
So I'm gonna fucking assume that he'll pick you.
It'll all work out in the end, man. If it doesn't, then you know what?
Nah, I'll spare you the sappy 'there are other fish in the sea' shit.
You and I both know that shit doesn't help.