Second Rap [Video/Action in Ecruteak]

[shippingmath]

[When Dirk turns on his Pokegear, he’s leaning against a wall somewhere, bundled up in his ridiculous Christmas sweater. Maybe it’s hard to tell thanks to his habit of wearing sunglasses all the time, but to those who know him, he might seem kind of tired.]

A word of advice for future Christmases. If you’re planning on getting your friend an egg, first figure out how many of their other friends are giving them eggs too. Otherwise, they might have five eggs hatch on the same day.

[At this point, Dirk turns the SFC around to show a collection of baby pokemon at his feet, including a Ralts, Charmander, Houndour, Feebas, and Ponyta. As soon as Dirk’s attention is directed to them, they all start clamoring for attention.]

Anyone else have the same problem?

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[shippingmath]

Not planning on it, but I might end up doing so at some point. Who knows.

[Dirk shrugs.]

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[timelymaid]

[ She seriously considers asking about the whole Jake thing for a moment before deciding not to. Because...well. ]

Well, it's nice to have you while you're here! Jake missed you, and Sollux seems to like you.

[ "tolerate" is equivalent to "like", right? ]

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[It's good she doesn't, because Dirk would avoid that conversation completely.]

Like I said, I'm not planning on leaving now.

[For Sollux, probably.]

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[timelymaid]

I'm not either. Soooo, if you ever need an eggsitter or the like...

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[shippingmath]

[He nods.]

If I ever need an eggsitter and I can't manage to draft Jake into helping, I'll call on you.

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[timelymaid]

Well, I doubt you'll ever need to call on me, in that order! Jake's probably never going to turn down that sort of offer.