Second Rap [Video/Action in Ecruteak]

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[When Dirk turns on his Pokegear, he’s leaning against a wall somewhere, bundled up in his ridiculous Christmas sweater. Maybe it’s hard to tell thanks to his habit of wearing sunglasses all the time, but to those who know him, he might seem kind of tired.]

A word of advice for future Christmases. If you’re planning on getting your friend an egg, first figure out how many of their other friends are giving them eggs too. Otherwise, they might have five eggs hatch on the same day.

[At this point, Dirk turns the SFC around to show a collection of baby pokemon at his feet, including a Ralts, Charmander, Houndour, Feebas, and Ponyta. As soon as Dirk’s attention is directed to them, they all start clamoring for attention.]

Anyone else have the same problem?

Comments

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[matini]

I'm afraid that's an occupational hazard when your daughter has a keen interest in psychoanalysis. What better things are there to do, I wonder?

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[shippingmath]

Catch every single fucking pokemon in existence, of course.

[Deadpan.]

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[matini]

You may need a bigger house for that, dear.

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[shippingmath]

Well, by the time I have all of them I'll have enough money for that house, won't I.

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[matini]

Maybe, maybe not. You may decide to give up that dream to pursue something else.

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If I did, it would be for something equally profitable, I'm sure. Maybe I'll become a Korean pop star instead, who knows what the future holds.