IC Voicemail Vatheon

[shippingmath]

This is Dirk Strider's SFC. It seems I'm not available right now, so leave a message. I'll get back to you. In the meantime, try to contain your disappointment over my absence.

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[TEXT]

[shippingmath]

[Karkat, just accept the fact that this is what Dirk does to the people who are close to him. Okay?]

Entertainment.

[TEXT] so says the guy from a race of trolls

[bethehugejerk]

ENTERTAINMENT?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
IN WHAT ASS-BACKWARDS PARODY OF A UNIVERSE DO YOU LIVE IN THAT ENTERTAINMENT EXCUSES THAT BLATANT DISPLAY OF SELFISH DICKHOLEISM.

[TEXT]

[shippingmath]

Perhaps you'll forgive me if I'm wrong, but I highly doubt that it is a feature unique to my universe.
And this is relatively harmless, despite the reaction you're having to it.

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

WHATEVER, THAT'S NOT EVEN THE POINT.
THE POINT IS THAT YOU'RE BEING AN UTTER ASSMONGER ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING AND IT IS CONTINUALLY PISSING ME OFF.

[TEXT]

[shippingmath]

Is that meant to make me feel accomplished?
I was under the impression that pissed off was something of a standard for you.
Are you telling me that you're actually full of zen?
Is that something you're going to try and convince me of?

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

OF COURSE IT'S NOT MEANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL ACCOMPLISHED, DIPSHIT.
WHY WOULD IT BE FOR THAT.
AND SECOND OFF, WHILE CONSTANT IRRITATION IS A STATE OF BEING, I'M TALKING ABOUT BEING ANGRIER THAN USUAL
BECAUSE OTHERWISE THERE IS ZERO POINT TO EVEN MENTIONING IT.
DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT STUPID THAT I'D BITCH TO YOU ABOUT REGULAR, EVERYDAY LEVELS OF ANNOYANCE.

[TEXT]

[shippingmath]

I will admit that the thought had potential.
Clearly I've underestimated your emotional ability.
My most sincere apologies.

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

WOW, THANKS A LOT, YOU LEAKING PUSTULE.
I AM SO BLOWN OVER WITH GRATITUDE THAT YOU NO LONGER THINK I HAVE THE EMOTIONAL DEPTH OF A TEASPOON THAT I HARDLY THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO STAND UP AGAIN IN MY LIFE.
SHOVE YOUR SHITTY APOLOGY BACK UP YOUR ASS, STRIDER.