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IC Voicemail Vatheon

This is Dirk Strider's SFC. It seems I'm not available right now, so leave a message. I'll get back to you. In the meantime, try to contain your disappointment over my absence.

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Hey, Dirk! Hope you're not too mad over my choice in hair dye. I mean, uh, you probably know by now that it's fading to...well. Grey. Right?

[Mayyyybe she should've thought the color choice over more carefully. Welp.]

I mean, at least it's not fading to some really awful shade of green?

Considering it's happening to my hair, yes I am.

[Siiiigh.]

If I call you the queen of April Fool's Day, will you agree to never fucking do this again?

Heehee.

[Dirk can just hear her grin, and she doesn't care.]

Hey, there's no guarantee. A prankster's gotta prank, you know? ...Buuuuut maybe next time I'll do Kool-Aid instead. That stuff comes out with soap and water, at least.

What, repeating a prank? Somehow I thought you'd be more creative than that.

[He's bringing his fate upon himself.]

Then I guess I just have to be more creative next year. And, hey, at least I wasn't really mean and switched your wardrobe in addition to the hair color change.

[Dirk, you're not going to like next April Fool's.]

I have a ton of shirts that are pink because of a laundry mishap, I think I can deal. 'Sides, Roxy's responsible for more than half of it.

[He'll be ready to prank her in return, by next year.]

I don't think you'd like fluorescent, optic, citrus yellow shirts with electric blue pants.

[God, Rainbow Dash, why]

Leave me my shades and I could handle it. I'd feel more sorry for the rest of the bubble.

I totally would've taken your shades, dude. How can I not sear your eyes along with the rest of the bubble?

Because the shades don't leave my face. It's a law. Go look it up. Hell, it's practically a commandment or some shit.

They were off when you were taking a shower.

[Oh, yeah, she went there.]

[Oh no she didn't.]

Do you have proof of that?

[Oh yes she did.]

Dude, I saw your eye color when I walked in on you in the shower when you screamed like that.

I didn't scream! [Wow Dirk, careful, you might give someone the impression you care about this argument.]

[If only Dirk can see the grin on Rainbow Dash's face right now.]

You totally screamed, dude. It was the best reaction I could've ever gotten.

[He's actually really glad that he can't.]

I shouted. Not the same as screaming.

Totally screamed.

[Is this conversation devolving into something between a brother and sister? Most likely.]

[That's exactly what it is.]

I'll make you scream.

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