IC Voicemail Vatheon

[shippingmath]

This is Dirk Strider's SFC. It seems I'm not available right now, so leave a message. I'll get back to you. In the meantime, try to contain your disappointment over my absence.

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[TEXT]

[shippingmath]

I will admit that the thought had potential.
Clearly I've underestimated your emotional ability.
My most sincere apologies.

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[bethehugejerk]

WOW, THANKS A LOT, YOU LEAKING PUSTULE.
I AM SO BLOWN OVER WITH GRATITUDE THAT YOU NO LONGER THINK I HAVE THE EMOTIONAL DEPTH OF A TEASPOON THAT I HARDLY THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO STAND UP AGAIN IN MY LIFE.
SHOVE YOUR SHITTY APOLOGY BACK UP YOUR ASS, STRIDER.